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Belt Sander [Nov. 24th, 2006|02:51 am]
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Check out "belt sander madness"
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End Of Year Round Up [Dec. 30th, 2005|12:54 am]
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As there's only 1 day left of 2005 I thought I'd go back through my LJ and compile my greatest moments, most comedic moments, month-by-month:






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Me Back! [Dec. 8th, 2005|10:39 am]
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Yay!
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'Tache Update [Dec. 6th, 2005|12:18 am]
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My gay effort of a 'tache ranked 3rd. And then I shaved it off on the bus home. In front of the winner, creflo_dollar, who loved it all.
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Still Moving [Dec. 5th, 2005|03:21 pm]
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I'll be back by the weekend hopefully.

Now, back to my boxed crap.
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Me Gone [Nov. 22nd, 2005|09:04 pm]
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And so I'm moving again.

This'll be my last post for a while which you'd probably not notice 'cos I hardly ever post much anyways.

Byeeeeeee.
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Up [Nov. 15th, 2005|09:44 pm]
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Hopefully no more doom and gloom postings for a while so here's some childish crap...

For some reason at the pub I work male staff and some male customers have put £2 in a pot. The challenge was set to grow the best 'tache in 1 month. They will be assessed on style, texture, colour and freestyle-eness.

1 week into this stupid bet and I've got a load of ginger bumfluff growing outta my face. I refuse to wander about for 3 weeks with a whispy ginger 'tache but I also refuse to whelch on a bet. As the "beard" was itching me chronic I thought I'd compromise by shaving the sides and underside off leaving me with a kinda goatee affair. Now I look like a Nordic pimp.

Anybody have any ideas or facial hair tips?

I might do a "Connelly" and dye it purple otherwise.
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Bastard [Nov. 14th, 2005|05:22 pm]
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After the dust settles from the car crash last month and my grandmother starts feeling better and getting on with life why did some piece of vermin decide to mug her for £20?

I am actually so angry I think I could cry.
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Calming [Oct. 18th, 2005|11:46 am]
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Everybody seems to be mended from our crash. Grandfather is still shaken but once grandmother is released from hospital he should settle down. My mum seems to be the worst off now with massive bruising and pain around her chest. We'll all live which I'm thankful for because at that speed it could have been far worse.

The insurance have paid out to the other drivers without quibble. Sadly, because I wasn't named on my mother's insurance she won't get a bean for her car. There is the small chance that it isn't a write-off. If it isn't I'll look into repairing it and selling it.

The police seem to think under the circumstances I won't face prosecution. A driver improvement course may be recommended which I'd do happily. Off the record, they think the guy in front may get a fine.

Even though everybody says I could do nothing about it I still feel a massive guilt thingy happen whenever I think about all the ambulances, police cars, wounded, etc. If I'd have swerved into the cones we were all trying to avoid...
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Therapy [Oct. 15th, 2005|01:05 pm]
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I believe wholeheartedly in Sod's Law. After recent statements I've made to people I should've actually been able to predict what happened on Thursday night.

1: Whilst counting my winnings from a random horse bet I put on me and Mac discussed how I seemed to have turned into a money magnet of late. Whatever I did I somehow profited from. I stated, foolishly and jokingly, that, "Something will probably happen soon to make me skint again."

2: Discussing my step-father's driving as he drove bumper to bumper at about 95mph all down the motorway. Quote: "If he stops for any reason now you'll go right up his arse."

3: Me mocking my mother for having so many prangs in her car. Again, I stupidly said, "I've never hit anything when driving."

Can you guess what happened?

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